Don: I was reading this mystery novel last night, and in it this guy goes missing and then Io and behold a week later they find his body floating in a nearby lake. I don't get it I have a hard enough time staying afloat for ten minutes, and I'm alive. It's a mystery how corpses do it. Y: Well, let's see if we can figure this mystery out. The first clue is that the density of the human body is similar to the density of water, and what keeps us floating other than the dog paddle is the air in our lungs. D: Okay, so you'd think a corpse would sink as the air in its lungs is replaced by water. Y: Well, they do at least initially. But when any organism dies, it goes through putrefaction, the series of chemical, physical, and biological changes that end up returning the body to the food chain. That's your second clue. D: Hmm! I still don't get it. Y: Okay, so here's your third clue: when a body dies, the bacteria that normally live in the digestive system continue to feed on the proteins and sugar in the body's soft tissues, and to excrete gasses including carbon dioxide, ammonia, hydrogen, and methane. D: I give up. What does that have to do with floating? Y: Well, these gasses accumulate in the body's cavities, and if it's submerged in water eventually cause it to start rising. D: Gross. So why do the villains always drown their victims? Y: Well, decomposition happens more slowly in water, and even more slowly in cold water. D: So the mystery's solved. Y: Took you long enough!